weird encounter #1;
this man came up to me and asked if we had testtube aliens and he goes,
man: do you have testtube aliens *puts fingers in a peace sign and brings it up behind his head to form some sort of antenna??
me: theres none on the shelf atm cause they've all been sold outt.
man: ahhh damn it
me: i'll check out back for youu.
man: okayy thanks
me: *goes to check out back, comes back*
sorry we dont have any out back either
man: aww what a shame, well thank you so very much for checking.
me: no problem : )
man: merry christmas, its my birthday soon can i have a hug??
me: *thinking WTF^$&#*#%&#&*^@$% PEDO (considering he looked like he was 40)*
*hug*
man: this year is going to be a good year
me: whyy?
man: because it'll be my birthday soon and i got a hug from you.
me: haha yeahh it'll be a great year because you got a hug from me
*RUNNNNNNNNNNN*
yeahhh...
weird encounter #2
this old lady comes up to me and asks abt wiggles toys ...
me: yeapp there over here *shows her to wiggles toys*
lady: oh thank you very muchh *slaps me on the ass*
me: *RUNNING THE FUCK AWAY*
so much physical contact at work...
oh my goshh i had this pimple on my chin, i have two actually and i think i popped it when i was drying myself after showering and it wouldnt stop bleeding and i was tired of holding a tissue there so i stuck a bandaid on it :P i knoww how loserlike.
yeapp, i'm a loser :)
toodles
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